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The jokes below are not mine, but my collection. These are the funniest joke from my list. The talking clock While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night Roger led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong. “What’s that big brass gong for?” one of the guests asked. “Well, that’s my talking clock,” Roger replied. “How does it work?” asked one of his friends. “Watch this,” he said, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, “Hey jerk! It’s 2 in the freaking morning!” The frog prince! Two women were walking through the woods when a frog called out to them and said: “Help me, ladies! I am a real estate broker who, through a curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of you will kiss me, I’ll be returned to my former state!” One woman took out her purse, grabbed the frog, and stuffed it inside her handbag. The other woman said, “Didn’t you hear him? I...