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Best Locations To Rent A Condo

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Condominium buildings are among the most popular residential living spaces the past few years. Despite the smaller spaces, a growing number of people are now living in condo units and in fact, prefer them over residential house and lots. In Metro Manila, where space is limited and expensive, condominiums are very popular. Despite the high prices associated with condominium buildings, renting a condo in Bonifacio Global city is still so much less expensive than renting a house in the high class communities surrounding the Bonifacio Global City. Still, not all condominiums are well-placed and are located in suitable environments. Below are some of the best locations to rent a condo.
Makati. Despite the price of renting a condo in Makati, the convenience it will bring is priceless if your office is just a few buildings away from your condominium. You can save on transportation and time, and you can escape the usual stresses of commuting to work.
Ortigas. For those who work in Ortigas, t…

Tips For Condominium Living

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Real estate jokes!

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The jokes below are not mine, but my collection. These are the funniest joke from my list.

The talking clock
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night Roger led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong. “What’s that big brass gong for?” one of the guests asked. “Well, that’s my talking clock,” Roger replied. “How does it work?” asked one of his friends. “Watch this,” he said, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, “Hey jerk! It’s 2 in the freaking morning!”

The frog prince! Two women were walking through the woods when a frog called out to them and said: “Help me, ladies! I am a real estate broker who, through a curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of you will kiss me, I’ll be returned to my former state!”
One woman took out her purse, grabbed the frog, and stuffed it inside her handbag. The other woman said, “Didn’t you hear him? If you kiss him, he’ll tu…